tavid

To tavid somthing is to rub it until it turns bright red and explodes all over everything,resulting in extreme pleasure

Jim tavided all over johnathan's face

by B-luh jit November 16, 2006

taci

In italian it means "shut up."

for example:

"taci puttana"
"shut up bitch"

by mr. rojo July 29, 2006

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Tacito

the mug cup that mikey way is always holding/drinking from in the fan comic WAY (were against you) series. wereagainstyou.livejournal.com it is fictional but lets pray the real mikey does someday hold a TACITO.

i'm going to go drink coffee out of my Tacito.

by monroeville January 13, 2010

Taxidinker

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

Robert: "Mom laid the cow penis on the kitchen counter when she was cooking last night instead of throwing it out. Yuck!"
Billy: "Butchers don't give you the penis, Robert... That sounds like a taxidinker if you ask me. Your mom is hot."
Robert: "Shut up, Dad!"

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Taxidomy

The art of of stuffing dead animals to make them look super derpy.

"That dead bobcat looks like Dom!"
"Yes, that is taxidomy at its finest"

by Schweinebub June 4, 2014

tacito

A talking mug cup that is always used by mikey way in the fan comic way.smackjeeves.com
it stands for
Tea
And
Coffee
Intelligent
Talking
Operator

I need coffee in my Tacito!!

by monroeville February 1, 2010