Tabloid Aesthetic

A phrase coined by fashion designer Steves Peeps in 2017. It conveys an "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It is loosely tied to the outfits and styles Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan would wear in 2007 during the TMZ/tabloid explosion of the 2000's. Items can include :

A Chanel purse
Tom Ford sunglasses
Coach bag
Blinged out T-mobile sidekick
Saint Laurent Jeans
A Starbucks cup.

"oh look at that girl shes trying to look like Britney Spears circa 2007 ! that is so Tabloid Aesthetic"

by ChicFashion February 18, 2017

Tabloid Beast

Noun. A Tabloid Beast is a celebrity nonce, often found plastered across the front pages of red top rags or newspapers after a run in with the team at Operation Yewtree

‘Did you see him off the telly’s been arrested!? Yeah turned out he was a tabloid beast’

by PGTips Official February 21, 2023

walking tabloid

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.

mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Human Tabloid

A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.

My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.

by Jimbob Cleetus III September 1, 2020

tabloidshipping

also called Kaibacest, tabloidshipping is the slash-y pairing between the two Kaiba brothers, Seto and Mokuba

Tabloidshipping is my favorite yaoi pairing.

by Jordyann January 11, 2008

Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004