table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 30, 2006

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Table

How do you not know what a table is

Yo this table is propped hard

by hhatstealer1 December 8, 2021

Table

A weird but legitimate place to have sex.

I fucked your mom on a table last night.

by placemantect August 7, 2012

table

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

a piece of furniture having a smooth flat top that is usually supported by one or more vertical legs; "it was a sturdy table"

a piece of furniture with tableware for a meal laid out on it; "I reserved a table at my favorite restaurant"

mesa: flat tableland with steep edges; "the tribe was relatively safe on the mesa but they had to descend into the valley for water"

postpone: hold back to a later time; "let's postpone the exam"

a company of people assembled at a table for a meal or game; "he entertained the whole table with his witty remarks"

arrange or enter in tabular form

put the shit on my table

by michael jackson...yeah its me August 25, 2010