taint second 

an amount of time that is as long as it needs to be but as short as it can be.

Mary, can you give me a taint second?!

taint second by jazzlover October 18, 2014

Taint Musk 

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

Taint Musk by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

rocky taint by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008

yard taint 

The area of grass between the curb and the sidewalk.

Hey Bobby! You're grass is looking really green, especially in your yard taint.

yard taint by Johnny Yardrocks March 23, 2005

taint fluff 

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

taint fluff by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

taint 

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."

taint by HyaenusDominae August 20, 2010

tainted love 

love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.

it is love, actually.

once i ran to you
now i run from you
this tainted love...

tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004