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Twitard

An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.
"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"
by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008
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twitard

A rabid Twilight fan that has the intellectual capacity of a squash.
If that twitard had any brains at all she'd not like that book half so much.
by San Hitalsuru May 23, 2009
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titfight

A contest or fight involving womens breasts. There are several variations including Hands On, No Hands, and Titboxing. In Hands on, the women place their hands on their opponents breasts and squeeze until one submits. In no hands, the women use only their tits to fight, either bumping breasts, simply mashing together, or bearhugging until one submits. Titboxing is a variant of no hands except that there is no use of the arms at all either for leverage or bearhugging.
Two women are interested in determining which has the best breasts. They decide to determine which is the best with a no hands titfight. They battle until one or the other submits and admits her opponent has the best chest.
by ljack66 April 10, 2008
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twatfax

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.
Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
by rpattz May 23, 2008
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titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
by AJAW July 14, 2004
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twitfacespace

The location, place, or instance where Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace are grouped together. Derived from "twitspaceface" (a verb) to create a noun (particularly a place).
Harold's FireFox Browser was a Twitfacespace. He had bookmarks and tabs for Twitter, Facebook, and MySpace.
by mcandp2 July 19, 2010
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porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.
Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.
by lizybee January 6, 2010
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