twotw

The Wanker Of The Week

by Flamin Homer May 31, 2003

twitworthy

an excerpt of dialogue or overheard conversation, often of a comical nature, that bares repeating on the micro-blogging site Twitter.

Professor Zahedani (addressing entire class): You ever have avocado?
Class (murmurs): No…
Professor Zahedani: You should try it! Sprinkle with a little pepper, salt…avocado tastes good with vodka!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Re: That's twitworthy! aye JAY, twit that shit!

by ayoitsaldo October 21, 2008

Twittwhore

A person on Twitter who randomly "follows" people they don't (even) know in real life; a portmanteau of "Twitter" and "whore."

Dude, I just signed up for Twitter and there's this person I don't know in real-life who's following me, along with over 9000 other people. Such a twittwhore.

I'm following over 9000 random hot girls on Twitter. Maybe they'll post their numbers. Hopefully, they won't pay attention to a pathetic twittwhore like me.

I twittwhore because I'm fugly and too scared to befriend people in real life.

by yonam6977 July 18, 2009

twittwatsillydumbass

when you want to offend someone majorly with many words, whilst proving the extent of your vocabulary, making the person feel offended AND inferior.

"I hate you, you twittwatsillydumbass"
"what do you mean, 'whats Hitler's last name?' you twittwatsillydumbass"
"your mums a TTSD!"

by miiss conceptiion May 19, 2009

Twitwhore

An attention whore with a very short attention span. Commonly found on Twitter.

Twitwhores get confused by anything longer than 140 characters.

by Practical Anarchist August 30, 2013

twitwod

a twitwod is a person that loves eating calamari whilst fingering arseholes filled with fish feaces whilst licking camel bumholes in a happy camper-van filled with family and friends.

my brother is a twitwod.

by xhfhdf November 19, 2016

twotwoheadfish

its when a fish gives you head with both heads simultaneously implying better "head" than one head.

TwoTwoHeadFish
Don Henry Walz gives the best head I know because i've gotten head from him (No Way)

by Purified Water For My PP January 24, 2021