wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023

Tism

Any non-specific malady affecting one's ability to interact under the rules of normal social contract.

There is something off with that dude. Everytime I leave a conversation with him I just don't feel right. He's got some sort of tism.

by JungleKitty November 14, 2014

touch of the tism

when a person is exceeding difficult or socially obtuse; when their behavior suggests the potential for a mild end of spectrum diagnosis; you do not want to be politically incorrect and rashly call someone retarded or autistic, but you're deeply frustrated with their conduct and rigidity

Oh, Katie is fixated on whether I wrote her name in dust - she's got a touch of the tism.

Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.

by SNLinReview May 31, 2019

Tism Rizz

When your autistic traits cause you to be perceived as flirty or charming. Autistic charisma.

“She was clearly into me, she was making eye contact, nodding and smiling, and was twirling her hair!”

“Ha! No dude, that’s the tism rizz!”

by DapperHusband July 23, 2023

tvishaa

The best person you will ever meet.

They are funny, smart and always there to make you laugh!!

“Do you know Tvishaa?”
“Yh she’s so funny!”

by Iamtvhaha December 6, 2020

Tism

T.I.S.M. (This is Serious Mum)

An Australian post-modern band. They take the essence of being Australian to a whole new level.

The best example is the song "The parable of Glenn Mcgrath's haircut"

Don't leave your sister and Tism in the same room.

"I saw his body thrashing round,
I saw his pulse rate going down,
I saw him in convulsive throes,
I said i'll have one of those."

Lyrics "He'll Never be an old man River"

by H.B. Flaubert September 30, 2005

Tismal

Of or relating to someone or something being retarded or autistic.

White Friend: “Nigga”

Me: “Stop being Tismal before you get your ass beat.”

by Drewdepo April 1, 2019