TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 06, 2008

TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.

We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.

by Adel7 January 08, 2008

Tv

The root of all evil, just like Oprah, but in a smaller size.

Let's go watch tv.
Okay but not Oprah!!!
Okay let's watch Ellen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..!!!!!!!!!

by BobTheGuyFromMoon March 28, 2007

tv

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much TV

by normal October 24, 2003

tv

short form for the word Television

Yo Bitch, I'm on TV

by Super Cracker August 02, 2003

tv

friend with many colors

Guy: Im going to hang with my TV
Guy2: Aight, I'll come too

by xleox October 14, 2004

tv

Our only education

Free porn

Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

by bob April 01, 2005