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Turd

bush is a turd
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.
i was so bound up all i got out was a turd
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
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Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.
C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!
by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007
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turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.
"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"
by skankinmat May 7, 2007
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Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
Mary was turding on her way to work
by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019
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Turd

Feces produced by either gender or sex. Also known as poo.
My cat did a turd.
by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018
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Turd

1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.

2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.

3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.

Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!

2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?

Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!

Mordecai : Your a turd!

Rigby : No, your a turd!

Mordecai : Your the turd!

Both : *Struggle and fight*

Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.

3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
by Zankatsu March 13, 2011
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