tube

1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.

1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

tube

A Tube is a video site with embeded Flash or HTML5 videos.

Youtube is on of the best known Tube sites or Tubes.

by EnriqueN January 06, 2011

tubes

big boobs

Guy 1 - Man did you see heidi today?

Guy 2 - Her tubes looked amazing.

by hahgsdjhfksdg September 09, 2011

tubing

The act of going down a slow moving river in an inner tube.

However it must involve copious amounts of alcohol and the viewing of at least one set of nekkid tits. It is not tubing unless there is at least one white trash girl in a thong flashing her tits like a drunken whore she is.

I went tubing on the guadelupe river in texas this weekend and saw spider's sister flashing everyone.

by Wagonburner July 18, 2005

tubing

Sex act involving two men where tube-shaped items are placed in the urethra in order to expand the size of the "japseye" hole. The tubes are increased in size daily/weekly over a period of months untill the penis-hole is large enough for the other man to insert his penis.

Dude, next week your cock-hole will be large enough for me to enter you.

by Mr T May 26, 2004

tubed

Fig. Fucked
As in fucked from the ass with a tubular object

Cops! We're tubed!
You say you lost it? Are trying to tube me up?

by dzfez September 15, 2006

tube

A person that has no idea how to converse with another human. Soemone that has a brain deficency.

"did you understand a word that guy said?"

"No , he was a complete Tube"

by Bagoshago September 05, 2008