Jak's definitions

trumpet fish

fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.

by jak December 27, 2002

weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 13, 2003

yit

a replacment word for "shit". Originated in New York and brought to rhode island and Massachussetts by dj killa k.

i got so much yit to do

thats the yit

I got a yit load of work to do

by jak December 24, 2003

muggle

a being with no magic

by Jak January 27, 2003

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

tube

a water bong.

by Jak April 21, 2003

Hello John

A phrase often randomly called out during silent sessions, such as within a class or a library.
Also used to respond to anyone who calls to you.
Heck, its just a bloody random phrase, use it anywhere, anytime.

1.In a library:"Why, hello John!"

2.Person 1: "Excuse me, sir?"
Person 2: "Hello John."

by JAK January 27, 2004