A quotation used by a small british child to summon a large train, which crushes him and others in the process.
Random person: Die potato!
Kid: I like trains
Random person: oh wait NO NO NO!
(train goes by and kills random person and potato)
Kid: I like trains
Random person: oh wait NO NO NO!
(train goes by and kills random person and potato)
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Arriva Trains Wales: dirty trains running from Birmingham to Aberystwyth in the 21st century. The conductor from Machynlleth sometimes hides in the toilet - so if you are lucky you do not need a ticket! You will get there in the end. Do not get off at Dyfi Junction. You could be lost forever! Being late is only one of the other characteristics of the Arriva Trains Wales.
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Get the I like trains mug.Throwing rocks at trains is an acceptable alternative to engaging in mainstream activities on any given holiday due to your inability to properly participate for any reason. This is taken from Charlie and Mac's tradition in It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia of throwing rocks at trains on Christmas.
I just found out my mom would sell herself to buy x-mas presents for me. Screw xmas, I'm going to go throw rocks at trains.
guy one: It's valentines day and we both are alone.. again. man this sucks.
guy two: yeah I guess we should go throw rocks at trains.. again.
fat girl: Can i come?
guys one and two: Uhhhh... no.
guy one: It's valentines day and we both are alone.. again. man this sucks.
guy two: yeah I guess we should go throw rocks at trains.. again.
fat girl: Can i come?
guys one and two: Uhhhh... no.
by lil shua March 2, 2011
Get the Throw rocks at trains mug.A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.
In the club, the Model Railroad Club,
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
A motherfucker said shit about my trains.
Might as well have took a shit on my brain
Cuz I went insane.
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.
But the president never did let me back after that.
Shit, I said, "Fuck you.
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"
My trains, uh.
My trains, uh.
I got small ones. Tiny little trains.
I come down here just to get away.
My trains, uh.
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.
It's like magic. Magic trains.
I wish these trains could take me away.
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