Very responsible for fucking up NASCAR and killing alot of people because of faulty brakes, any questions?
Reporter: In the news... Ford is looking forward to kicking Toyota's ass in next years Daytona 500
Kyle Busch:What?
Kyle Busch:What?
by MoronMan22 June 25, 2011
Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.
Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.
by your testicles August 16, 2010
Toyota: A Japanese baced automotive company that is highly involved in CART and Indy racing leauges. Produces efficent and long lasting cars, as well as performance cars such as MR2 SW20, Corolla AE86, and of course Supra. While Toyota has its nay-sayers normally consisting of Domestic manufactures supporters, Toyota works in conjunction with Cheverolet to produce cars that cost less, but,with the same quality one would expect from each company.
"My 1991 MR2 has a E.T. of 12.1 with only $26,000 invested (inclueding car). Try finding a car for $26K that can do that."
by Brudog91MR2 December 08, 2003
Cars that used to be more reliable than domestic builders in the 1970s, 1980s, and part of the 1990s. However, they have assumed that they can build good cars by divine right, and have made many problematic vehicles. One such example is the poor PCV system found on their 3.0L V6. They are also convinced that only an idiot can have a warranty problem with one of their cars, and if you do, prepare for a fight.
My mother had an oil leak from her 2002 Solara. For 1 hour and 30 minutes, We had to listen to some snobby salesman tell us that Toyotas can't break unless maintained by idiots. Finally the dealership mechanic pointed out the oil leak, and the rude salesman didn't even make an attempt at an apology.
The manufacturer that is making new domestic drivers everyday.
The manufacturer that is making new domestic drivers everyday.
by Artificialist November 16, 2005
A great Japanese Car company who makes
quality cars(not like fuckin american companies with their POS junkers which break down like shit)
quality cars(not like fuckin american companies with their POS junkers which break down like shit)
by Acura rulx October 24, 2003
One of the many tools of Japan to take over America, possibly even all of Asia. Designs products for hippies that are no longer free birds, primarily for 50 yr old women. Doesn't have the balls to make anything exciting anymore.
I'm a proud American. I have a Toyota for my ride, a Sony TV, Samsung cellphone. Not to mention many fine products made in China, Taiwan, and of course Japan. God Bless America!
by CN-Dawg July 29, 2008
Here's a fun game. Drive a silver Toyota Corolla or Camry to a shopping mall, and have a friend move it to a different parking spot. Then try finding it.
Mabye ricers who trick out their family toyotas are on to something. You need altezza style taillights and huge wings just to tell the damned things apart!
Mabye ricers who trick out their family toyotas are on to something. You need altezza style taillights and huge wings just to tell the damned things apart!
by gooberliberation March 18, 2006