Tow mirrors 

When a man who drives a truck keeps his tow mirrors out without pulling something he is discretely advertising for gay sex.

A man pulls into a convenient store with his loud jacked up truck, that could never actually pull anything, with his tow mirrors down. Another man pulls up with his tow mirrors without pulling anything too. They wink at each other through the windows and have gay sex.

Tow mirrors by Specialk1738 October 5, 2016

Tow Cable 

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

Tow Cable by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

tow pig 

A cheap reliable pickup truck used mainly for towing trailers. Usually bought second hand. It is a positive term of affection.

I used my tow pig to haul my car to the race track.

tow pig by LeadfootNH August 18, 2018

Tow Hitch

Man bends over tucking back his erect member while the woman sucks the tip from behind. Just after he climaxes he farts in her face for the exhaust effect.

"No more Indian food on dates, man. That chik was giving me a tow hitch last night but I think sharted."

Tow Hitch by Floppage June 6, 2009

tow boat 

When someone is blowing you in a pool and you are walking backwards "towing" them around the shallow end with your knob while making motorboat noises. A variation would be the steamboat, this would be done in a hot tub instead.

I am banned from the public swimming pool for life after doing the tow boat in front of all of those families with that lifeguard last month.

tow boat by Special needs student November 28, 2010

Tow Mater 

A tow truck from the Cars movies by Disney who somehow manages to be a Chad and a Virgin all at once?

Seriously, though.

Person 1: “I’ve been ejaculating to Tow Mater scenes daily, bro”

Person 2: “what the fuck?”

Tow Mater by Twyst66 July 4, 2021

Tow Rag 

Means a low-life, scum, or loser.

Originally a British Royal Naval term. This was a long piece of rope, either frayed at the end, or with a bit of rag tied to the end of it, permanently fixed to a ship, which was dangled into the sea, and therefore, towed, next to the wooden plank with a hole in it which was secured over the edge of the ship, used as a toilet. After the sailor had finished his ablutions, he lifted the rope out of the water, and then wiped his rear-end clean with the wet, frayed end of the rope, and when he finished wiping, the soiled end of the rope was dropped back into the sea to clean itself as it was towed along by the ship. a Towed Rag.

You Tow rag...

Tow Rag by Nosher1964 February 23, 2011