toilet 

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

toilet by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Toilet 

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

Toilet by Meech March 28, 2005

Toilet 

Best place to play Minecraft

Im playing on the toilet

Toilet by leihannzon October 12, 2020

Toilet 

A man’s best friend

Toilets are a man’s best friend

Toilet by hamburger2020 July 11, 2021

toilet 

A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.

The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.

toilet by Moo January 24, 2005

toilet 

the crapper

whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!

toilet by .. June 10, 2003

toilet 

A cool winter breeze.

The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.

toilet by Collin Smith June 23, 2004