toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

Taffer

As mentioned previously, it is a word invented by Looking Glass Studios and originally saw its introduction in Thief: The Dark Project.

However, what the previous poster failed to note, is its additional use in later releases as "an expletive sounding of British origin." Quite frankly, only one word in the modern vernacular is versatile enough to take its place: The F Word.

See examples, below.

"Where did that taffer go?"
"Aww, taff it all!"
"Quit taffing about, you!"
"What the taff was that?!"
"Are you taffing with me?"
"This shift has been completely taffed.."

by TaciturnBadger August 25, 2011

tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler

Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...

by angry@tofler July 30, 2010

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Jon Taffer

The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O

by Telephony April 26, 2015

bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

toffel

Swedish word for being whipped.

Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god

by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008