Tmp

((Tickle my pussy))

Person 1. Hey what's your anituls

Person2. Tmp
Person 1. Haha tickle my pussy

by Ccccccc November 21, 2014

tmp

That's My Point

person 1: hey do you remember these?
person 2: no?

person 1: it must have been an older brother thing
person 2: I don't have an older brother
person 1: tmp

by bagelwoman32 July 28, 2016

TMP!

TMP ( Tickled Me Pink )

Created November 24, 2009 by a DJ from Memphis, TN, called "Record Player". Used on Facebook as an example of abbreviations that could be typed to show amusement instead of the overused "LOL".

TMP! I loved that entry in your blog!

or

TMP! Can be used as an immediate response like LOL!

by Record Player November 24, 2009

Steyr TMP

An automatic firearm originally made in Austria (TMP meaning tactical machine pistol)

The Steyr TMP may not be the ideal zombie dispatcher and is certainly not an ammo saver, but it has its advantages in combining the strength of a SAW and the flexibility of a pistol.

by Cprl Joker February 6, 2009

TMP Shockwave

A Text Message Phone shockwave. It occurs when someone sends you a text message and you receive it over and over and over even though they only sent in once. And yes, you will get charged for each one of them.

Dude, Mike's phone has tmp shockwave'd my blackberry into submission.

by BaaaBaaaBlackSheep May 14, 2009

tmp;dr

Too Many Pages; Didn't read

Acronym used by a person when they are lazy or find it annoying to read an entire article, forum thread, or web page formatted in multiple pages.

Jane: Did you check out that link to that article I sent you?
John: tmp;dr
John: I wish they just put it in one page instead of stretching it a paragraph per page.

by ni0s October 18, 2008

TMP Virus

Having T.oo M.uch P.r0n on your computer making it run slower than normal.

Yo dude your computer is soo fucking slow. You got the tmp virus?

by Da Guy 5 September 18, 2012