titsuckers

children, kids.

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".

by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.

Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!

by AJAW July 14, 2004

tituation

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.

1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

by yomoniker March 24, 2009

Titrexpert

A gentlemen who is so extraordinarily good with female breasts that he is a titrexpert.

Jackson is such a titrexpert. He spotted this girl's breast cancer from a mile away... Literally A MILE AWAY! I was astounded at his abilities.

by joemammy January 16, 2009

Titus

An awesome name shared by not many. He is a smart thinker, bold speaker, strong leader but not cocky, loves music, always smiles, has a lover, courteous, not shy with girls. Once a friend, he'll stay a good friend.

"You're so lucky to have Titus as your brother"

Girl: "Here's my cool boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Is he a Titus?"

by otterblue July 18, 2011

Titoun

The most awesome coolest dude from France ever! Fun to hang out with and a great friend. Best person ever!!! :D

Girl1: who is that?

Girl2:Titoun. That guy is from France.

Girl1 : sweet.

Girl2: he is so f*cking cool!

by Laughing :) May 7, 2013

titsup

Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up

Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that

by Arkz September 12, 2004