Titanium Gay

A “Titanium Gay” is a homosexual male (cis or trans) who was born via Cesarean delivery (C-section) and was feed on baby formula instead of breast milk and has never touched a vagina.

Usually adopted gay kids.
“OMG, I just realized that I am not just a ‘Platinum Gay’, I am a ‘Titanium Gay’. I was a C-section birth and adopted so my mom couldn’t breast feed me. And vaginas scare me!”

by TripDawg21 August 2, 2020

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

titanium chin

Someone who has taken so many balls to chin that their original chin must have been replaced with titanium to prevent future injury

Pat's years as a groupie has left him with nothing but a titanium chin awkward moments at the metal detector.

by ClassyPat January 6, 2017

titanium penis

The nickname given to the generic super bowl logo, given because when rotated 90 degrees, it looks like a penis.

I thought this year's Super Bowl logo was going to be interesting, but they went with the Titanium Penis again.

by Wait, What? November 20, 2014

Titanium white

Just an absolutely lovely white, not a normal white, just something of its own.
The premier colour for any Joy Of Painting episode in the series.

Pronounced "hwhite" or "hugh-white"

Tell you what, lets have all the colours run across the screen *titanium white appears*

by Ayochrist March 1, 2020

titanium spork

When a hermaphodite fucks you from behind like it's Armageddon.

(to the lunch lady) "you know, titanium sporks don't come wrapped in any plastic.. ;)

by TitaniumSpork69 August 26, 2017