tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

by Ethan April 27, 2004

Tire Swinging

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

tire planter

An outdoor planter made out of an old used tire, which is cut zig-zag around the edges, turned inside out, and sometimes painted. Also know as a "tie-ya planta".

See bathtub jesus and lawn ball

In many parts of the U.S., and especially in Rhode Island, tire planters are an essential part of some landscapes.

by bkdouble October 15, 2006

tire fire

A horrifying mess, either literally or figuratively foul-smelling, that seems to last forever.

For several years, Charlie Sheen's life was a tire fire, but he finally seems to have put the fire out.

by Maxxie G. May 8, 2019

tire fuck

When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.

I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.

by Yvon Gluteus October 20, 2008

Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.

"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'

by Ozekat February 1, 2013

Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.

Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.

by krevWon January 19, 2011