smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.

This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.

by KJaxe January 13, 2008

Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".

The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003

marinate the sausage

When you cum inside your girl and leave your wiener inside to marinate

after i shot my clue glue in ruby she held me tight so i could marinate the sausage.

by LuigiMegatron August 17, 2011

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

Pickling The Sausage

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

by Marcinicus June 18, 2021