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The Lance Armstrong

A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
by stevengross September 1, 2009
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The Neil Armstrong

A drink for the stars;
1/2 Hendricks Gin
1/2part Squirt soda

Ice
1 lime

Also known as: Moonbeam, Moonraker

If Squirt is not used, it is known as a Buzz Aldrin
by Baboon11 September 1, 2021
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the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
by PhusionDev July 24, 2006
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The Louie Armstrong

The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.
She doesn't like to suck my dick, but she'll give me The Louie Armstrong until the cows come home.
by MonkeyHustler December 28, 2007
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The Louie Armstrong

The act of dirty tromboning with a twist. Add in sucking on a fart and you've got a Louie Armstong
This chick was tongue punching my fart box and I gave her The Louie Armstrong.
by daehhtem69 April 18, 2024
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Armstrong the fuck out of you

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.
''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''
by NOWAYHOEZE June 1, 2022
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