didn't get the memo

To be or to remain uninformed, especially about something that is common knowledge to everyone else.

You're still friendly to him after he stabbed you in the back? I guess you didn't get the memo.

by Gahmuret July 18, 2006

Don't get the fat guy

A phrase to be said to anyone that ask for advice when going to the DMV for a driving test. The assumption is that the fat guy is a dick and will grade you tough.

Matt: I have my driving test in twenty minutes!!!!!!! What should I do!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: DON'T GET THE FAT GUY!!

by Stauder October 21, 2009

can't get my head around

It's a form to say that you can't understand.

I saw something yesterday, something that I can't get my head around

by BrNascimento April 11, 2016

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

Can't Get Right

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them

Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.

by mjp917s November 20, 2010

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

Don't get mad, get even.

This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.

Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.

Bilbo: Oh?

Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.

Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.

by SpandexMaster January 10, 2014