Temu

A app in made in Hong Kong where kids slave away and get wiped to make my 2 dollar TEMU glasses. The only people that escape use a forklift or a TEMU lambo Gina(off brand TEMU lambo)

Chinese man:HEY ARI JUST ESCAPED TEMU ON A FORKLIFFT

Chinese boy:CHING CHONG BINGLONG DING DONG
Chinese man:DAANG HE ESCAPED that’s the 2 time today…

by Averagepreaditorfanpetergrifin June 11, 2024

TEMU

Synonymous with the word shit.

"Someone left a huge TEMU on my front porch."
"I knew this TEMU would break like always."

by Not TEMU May 12, 2024

Temu

Sweatshop market place

Did you see that sweatshirt for $2 on temu?

by Straight fax August 23, 2023

temu

a good app that too many people hate on

sexy guy thats hard i use temu
ugly guy HAHAHA get scammed idoit
sexy guy thats now flacid ur mom
ugly guy with 1 cm defeater *dies*

by idrxpezyclps June 28, 2023

temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

temu

poorly made products from 重庆 (Chongqing) China that are so bad they break in seconds

person 1: I finna go on temu

person 2: 我们从 Temu 购买的 Nimtedo Stitch 到现在 90% 都正常，绝对不是骗局

person 1: YO WTF IS A NIMTEDO STITCH

person 2: 请帮帮我，我厌倦了在工厂工作，我在中国重庆

person 1: fuh naw what is this🥀🥀🥀

by DatAsianFurry September 15, 2025

Temu SpaceX

When rocket companies try to emmulate spacex success and copying ideas knowing they will not come close to achieving the success but just want people to think they will

Yo slim you see that new Blue rocket company. Yeah dog they just Temu SpaceX

by ButOFthe12 December 27, 2024