To make a post on the social media application Titter (formerly known as Twitter where posts were referred to as “tweets”).
Ellen Musk teeted a photo of the Twitter building after covering the “w” on the sign so that it reads “Titter”.
by The Haeck April 7, 2023

by BJP May 8, 2006

To serve no purpose. Useless
A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

the second cuming of tiggerjat hibabi oila crip 🐈
by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 6, 2021

Teets is defined as when something awesome happens. It's powerful word and should only be uttered when something happens that is so good, the word "cool" or "sick" just doesn't cut it.
by kutmye July 19, 2009

A girl with small titties
by yo_daddyB June 12, 2005
