TEET 

When an android must analyse evidence via smoking, this is called a TEET.

Hank: Connor what the fuck r u doin
Connor: TEET

TEET by RK420 June 11, 2018

teet 

the teet, the nipple, a part of the female body

a way to show you’re pissed off and/or disappointed with your head tilted downwards and an eyebrow raised

misspelling of “teat” who think they’re special and sophisticated

a guy with boobs

but the most important definition, teet means teet

the baby was sucking on her mother’s teet

I got second in kahoot by one point...teet

tbh dude I don’t really have an example for the misspelling of teat one

teet

teet by mackeznieSucks August 23, 2019

Teet 

Tits

Stop sending me yo streaks and send me yo teets

Teet by Hjirt March 14, 2022

teet 

A song by melvins

My favorite melvins song is teet

teet by scoff55 November 26, 2024

teet yeet 

teet yeet: when a female to male transgender or non binary person gets their chest flattened using surgery, more commonly known as “top surgery”

person 1:bruh i can’t wait for my teet yeet
person 2: i’m excited for you man!

teet yeet by elliotsamsun July 3, 2019

teet yeet 

to rid of your titties and become the handsome man you always were inside

im getting my teet yeet tomorrow

aw sweet dude

teet yeet by Punk Rock Santa April 12, 2019

Teet Milk

A practical joke played amongst males. Unlike the purple nurple, Teet milking involves back-handing/hitting the victims’ nipple rather than twisting it. The teet milking process can take time, often resulting in bruising, redness, and even blood emitting from the victims nipple(s)

James - "Can I offer you a glass of....TEET MILK"

Eric - "um whats teet milk?"

(Jim takes his victim buy surprise, back-handing his teet in full force)

Teet Milk by Austin Simpson September 30, 2007