tak

Swiss grunting noise produced in the gym by males with smaller than average penises. often used in order to get that last rep in the set. often repeated 2 or 3 times for maximum effect

lad in nike gear lifts bar*
"fauhhhhh tak tak"
lads around him*
"fuahhhh cuahhh he fukin did it"

by lunchisforp******* May 21, 2019

Tak

To beat your friend at golf by allowing him to not win a single hole

Dude, today I will tak you on the course.

by takker February 27, 2015

Tak

a amazingly cute asian boy who wants to adopt babies.

Tak used adoption.com to search for a future child.

by HAWTjoasia March 28, 2009

TAKS

Stands for “that’s a knee slapper”

TAKS! That’s a funny joke!

by Xx724lolxX July 20, 2019

taks

that’s a knee slapper; a response to a funny joke

Person A: *tells a funny joke*
Person B: Haha taks!

by Carlos427 July 22, 2019

tak

to drink a shitload of alcohol in one night

Dude I want to tak and forget everything that happened

by J.Mace June 7, 2007

tak

It is both a noun and a verb in Persian (Farsi) for "Deliberate Missed Call". In Iran, like when we try to make a "remark" or "confirmation" via cellphone to somebody, sometimes instead of texting or calling that person we just "tak" them and they get a "tak". I think it'd be so perfect if in English you use this notion and word.

"So, when the dinner is ready, I will give you a tak so that you can come over, okay?"

"I don't understand. Why is she tak'ing me all the time?"

"Why don't you give me a tak so I can have your number?"

"Please don't tak me any more. It really disturbs me a lot."

by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010