Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
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2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
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Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
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Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
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Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done
But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done
But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono
But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris
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