by clevergirlnyc October 28, 2015
Get the sargasm mug.A Solargasm is a sunshine orgasm.
When the sun finally comes out after a long winter or extended period of rain or cloudy days and the warm sunshine feels so completely fantastic that it's orgasmic.....a solargasm
When the sun finally comes out after a long winter or extended period of rain or cloudy days and the warm sunshine feels so completely fantastic that it's orgasmic.....a solargasm
After the longest winter ever Bil & his GF went out into the warm sunshine and had a springtime solargasm.
by TechTalk April 28, 2011
Get the Solargasm mug.It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 25, 2010
Get the Sargasm mug.The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.
Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.
by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009
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1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
Get the skargasm mug.An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011
Get the Sargasm mug.(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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