Short Goodbye

The improper or silent goodbye. Often resulting in the long goodbye.

It's what you do when...
- You're not getting what you want.
- You're tired of talking.
- You're beautiful.

She leaves just silence in her path, a short goodbye, some photographs. I just can’t tell you why I let her break my heart again.

by 5daysofSummer December 29, 2012

Shorter Wong

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.

That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.

by Spooper March 12, 2019

county short

Usually referred to as just "county", its a cigarette smoked to the end with only a few drags left. It's shorter than a regular "short".

Mug #1: Aye joe, let me get that short off that mentho

Mug#2: Nawww joe, this my lucky square right here. I'll hook it up witta county short though.

Mug#1: Fuck it then, throw me that county fasho...

by 74-Bossin November 9, 2008

electronic short Books

'electronic short Books' stand for 'sBOOKs'.

The 'electronic book', also 'eBOOK', is the digital version online of the printed version.

The 'electronic book' can be the full version or a short version of the original book publication. The 'sBOOKs' are also called 'short Books' or 'electronic short Books'.

For example the Advert: See it! Feel it! Hear it! Read it! electronic short BOOKs Online!

alldayidreamaboutsoccer
alldayidreamaboutsports

by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

Short eyes

Old school prison slang for a child molester. Term entered the public lexicon in the late 1970s when Miguel Piñero adapted his play Short Eyes into a movie with the same title that became a cult classic and had a popular soundtrack album performed by Curtis Mayfield, including the hit single Do Do Wap Is Strong In Here. The movie is about a pedophile, or "short eyes", who gets tortured and ultimately killed by his fellow inmates after they find out what he's in jail for.

However, the term is rarely used these days. More common current terms for child molesters in prison are chomo and skinner.

Let's shank short eyes in the showers...

by Datch Guy March 28, 2022

stop short

To brake suddenly in order to cop a feel while "restraining" your passenger from being thrown forward.

"How dare you stop short with my wife?!" - Frank Costanza to Kramer on "Seinfeld"

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021