sword

a long sharp object used to injure or kill people.....it can also be shoved up someone's ass.

noo!!what are you going to do with that sword??!!no no! dont shove it...(shove)ahhhhhhhhhh my ass!!you mother BEEP!

by tenles July 1, 2009

Sword

(v) To stab, wound, eviscerate, gore, impale, and so on with the military armament of the same name.

Alex was sworded by an irate bus driver.

by Bubba December 15, 2004

Sword

Term used as a substitute for peace. In the New Testament of The Bible, Jesus says that He is here not to bring peace to the world, but a sword. The same should be for SPFC's and Christians.

Man: "I'll see you later. Peace!"

SPFC/Christian: "Sword."

Man: "What did you say?"

SPFC/Christian: "I said sword. It is a term used as a substitute for peace. Therefore, I return your greeting to you in this form"

Man: "Oh. Okay then. Good Bye."

SPFC/Christian: "God Bless."

Instead of saying: "May peace be on to you", you can say "May you wield your sword" or "May you carry your cross".

by Gods_Warrior October 11, 2010

sword

any type of usb flash drive

The Sword of a Thousand Truths

South Park episode 1008
make love not war

by pikapipikachu December 9, 2008

sword

Not commonly used, however can be used to discribe a saringe for injecting heroin or other IV drugs.

Fuck i got the china i just dont got a "sword".

by Not in denmark August 6, 2006

sword

1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust

2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword

3: (noun) A dick

1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.

2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.

3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.

by zombieman132 January 5, 2014

Sword

Cannot take rape jokes
Ps. probably was raped?

not this cunt Sword, this guy's a fag

by not this guy, that guy June 12, 2018