swoned 

The past tense of swone. The act of swooping in with a boner and stealing someone's girlfriend. Also used in terms of sex. Swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.

James held Eric's interest in Helen at complete disregard and swoned her.

swoned by jafus January 19, 2006

spooned 

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

spooned by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

stooned 

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

stooned by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

Swooped 

When your buddy is trying to get with a girl and you swoop into take her away.

Marcus: I was wheeling this girl last night, but she disappeared all of a sudden.

Brett: She didn't disappear, you got swooped, Marcus.

Swooped by marcusgotswooped March 3, 2016

Sooned 

Its a word that doesn't/shouldn't exist. But it does anyway because fuck it.

I sooned realized you're gay lol.

Sooned by gayfaggot#8990 December 15, 2018

swooped 

mad tired,,so tired you cant even do anything

i feel so swooped from being out all night.

swooped by TaviaMone't November 28, 2010

Sooned 

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"

X: damn they sooned us again

Sooned by ElNico56 August 7, 2019