Having anal intercourse in frigid temperatures when you pull out your cock and steam rises from the shit covered shaft.
I was banging this woman last winter outside when I pulled out to finish on her back and had a smoldering post...
by Billymac0117 May 3, 2016
Get the smoldering post mug.Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018
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The smoldering stick is a sex position. And here is how it goes...
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
Step 1: Dip your wiener in alcohol/flammable fluid.
Step 2: Light it on fire.
Step 3: Quickly wrap it in cotton candy.
Step 4: Let a chick blow you.
by The Turn-On Team August 1, 2011
Get the Smoldering Stick mug.by JFATX July 12, 2006
Get the scoldering mug.The part of a shroom/DXM/acid trip when everyone is too tripped out to say anything. It feels like everyone else is dead and you are in a bomb shelter.
by GOD lol May 25, 2006
Get the Bomb Sheltering mug.A man or woman who inherently accesses their deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shoots it through their eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. This bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. used to describe someone who is strikingly attractive because of fiery, bold, and strong characteristics.
- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.
- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.
- A man or woman who is considered to be dangerously seductive.
- A person who charms every person they meet with their (sometimes unknowingly) seductive ways.
I can't resist her sexy charms; she is a smoldering temptress.
There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.
There he is, the smoldering temptress, captivating the attention of all the women in the room.
by ST8816 July 10, 2015
Get the Smoldering Temptress mug.When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.
by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008
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