knob swallower

A derogatory term for a faggot.

Jessis told me she tried to fuck Stoney last night, but it turns out he is not into chicks. He is a fucking knob swallower!

by QPump August 5, 2011

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.

After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

swallow friday

An appointment to give a male human a blow job on a Friday which the giver should swallow semen, as opposed to spit.

Meg: please guys, I'll give you a swallow friday!"
Football player: you mean a follow friday?"
Meg: "Oooh. . . "

by iris1234 July 27, 2016

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

swellout

Similar to foreploy; a swellout changes his hair, clothes, or political opinions for the sole purpose of getting laid.

Have you seen Randy lately? Yesterday he was sporting a fauxhawk and vintage t-shirt and wouldn't shut up about An Inconvenient Truth; what a swellout.

by FreshyBB September 6, 2007

Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

swoliosis

The physical condition of extremely high levels of muscle mass and extremely low levels of fat found on the body.

Arnold Swartzenegger suffered from a severe case of swoliosis in the 1970's.

by Robbie C-Shot May 7, 2003