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snoggling

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.
Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).
by D. Watson November 6, 2007
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Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
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Booty snuggling

Booty snuggling is a closer way of snuggling.
The act of booty snuggling is usually shared between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Clothes remain on however the two participants are usually sitting down as opposed to lying down.
Booty snuggling normally consists of hand-holding, head-nuzzling, arms over shoulders, and general closeness.
It can be used for emotional comfort or for pleasure.
It is most often performed in the movie theater, at home on a quiet afternoon, or whenever the two participants see fit.
It's name comes from the way the two participants are so close, like the two halves of a butt.
Girl 1: "what did you do last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "we didn't feel like going out so my boyfriend and I just stayed home, watched a movie, and spend the night booty snuggling"
by MeowCats February 16, 2014
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Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
by george f November 17, 2006
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Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.
Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.
by Botched Toe September 16, 2018
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cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.
"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"
by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009
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joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.
Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."
by yaydude April 25, 2009
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