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Swincest

The act of incest between two people with the last name of Swinney!
Guy- "Hey Swinney, I'd totally have sex with your sister!"
Swinney- "So would I!"
Guy- "Dude! Thats Swincest!"
by Swinston January 24, 2011
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"swingles"

Term for single people that really just want sex. Single people who seek others to have recreational sex without the necessity of commitment. Singles that desire to weed out other singles that are looking for LTR (long term relationship) and focus in on singles looking only for a good time sexually.
"I searched the personal ads for "swingles", and found "no strings" sex very quickly".
"I hear that place is turning into a "swingles" bar, where everybody inside is looking to just "hook up"".
"I'm tired of trying to get a good man for an LTR...I think I will just try the "swingles" scene for awhile, and have some fun".
by Vic Vegas October 27, 2008
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Singlest

When there is nobody on the radar; no one in your mind. The total and complete state of freedom.
I might be the singlest person in the world, but I'm also one of the happiest
by Jet-a March 3, 2011
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Swimcest

Sexual relations with in a swim team, can include but not limited to DFMs. This is due to the fact that swimmers are basically naked together every day.

May be looked down upon by outsiders, but normal to those within the swimming world.
"I hooked up with John last night, but all we did was make out, does that count as swimcest?"
by CollegeAthlete22 December 20, 2010
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swigfest

A festival-like event involving the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol. Usually attended by some swigfiends.
It was a total swigfest man.
by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009
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Sincest

A sinful/smut drawing of to relatives.
Guy 1: “Did you hear about Guy 3’s newest Sincest?”
Guy 2: “Ew yeah, it’s disgusting.”
by SweetIndeed July 30, 2020
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haunted swingset

When you fuck a woman in a sex swing in the dark, and you have friends hiding in the dark come jerk off on her without her knowing
"For our anniversary, he gave me a haunted swingset."
by Mcketcham May 31, 2018
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