Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018

taylor swift

the music industry

1) taylor swift is the music industry
2) omg, did you hear that the music industry is releasing another album?

by betty13 March 10, 2021

Swiftie

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018

Phil swift

God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift

by Memelord94976574894 June 20, 2018

being switzerland

"being switzerland" means being neutral in an argument or a discussion. derives from switzerland being neutral in the war

Bob: who's side are you on?
Dave: neither; i'm being switzerland

by p00f4ce December 23, 2012

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

taylor swift

the mf music industry

taylor swift is the music industry

by danielle cohns belly button May 19, 2021