Swiftie

A swiftie is an amazing person that loves Taylor Swift and are probably the best fandom and the fandom you don't wanna f*ck with :) they're the best

Swiftie: do you like Taylor Swift?
Person: ugh, no!
Swiftie: *throws person off planet earth*

by a Swiftie called **** September 8, 2018

swirlie train

When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.

I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.

by yikestbh March 20, 2018

swiftie

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Taylor posted five fence holes she is releasing new music in five days. my swiftie work is up to date

by theswiftiebitch July 16, 2019

Swiftie

A fan of the young country/pop singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Look at her Taylor Swift-shirt! She must be a Swiftie!

by Petroliten June 19, 2011

swirlie

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".

by KHD August 20, 2003

dirty swirlie

A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.

Brian was ashamed to discover corn in his ear after being given a dirty swirlie.

by Dirty American May 8, 2007

Swiftie

Taylor Swift, just at age 16 released her first self-titled album. Now at age 21 she just wrapped up her Speak Now World Tour U.S leg and has won CMA's Entertainer of the Year twice, 4 Grammys, first country artist to win a VMA, and many many more (146 nominations, won 90 of them roughly 2/3). And is the leading artist in the country.
A Swiftie is a person, guy, girl, man, woman, anyone who supports Taylor Swift in any way shape or form. A True Swiftie supports Taylor in every way, her music, her stage performances, her lyrics, her life, her personality, her choices. Swiftie is it's own definition, because its the best fan base in the world.

Plural: Swifties, Singlular: Swifty, Swiftie (personal prefrence)

A Swiftie will defend Taylor if one critizises her.

A Swiftie will support Taylor.
A Swiftie will help other Swifties.
A Swiftie will do anything for each other and Taylor.

A Swiftie follows the basic life rules of being a fan and a friend of the amazing Taylor Swift

by TrueSwiftie13 November 27, 2011