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Sweeney Todd

1. n. a crazy, insane murderer who is a barber on the side

2. v. to violently slit one's throat with barber tools

3. adj. dangerously crazy; violently wild
1.I think my ex-convict barber might be a Sweeney Todd. I think I'll skip my haircut.

2. Did you hear how that villian swore to Sweeney Todd the hero? Better watch his throat.

3. Dude, this mosh pit is too Sweeney Todd for me. I'm leaving before I get hurt.
by studgod1015 March 7, 2009
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The Sweeney

Shortened from Sweeney Todd which is cockney rhyming slang for Flying Squad.

Also a Television show in the UK about the Flying Squad featuring John Thaw and Denis Waterman as D.I. Jack Regan and D.S. George Carter.
"We're the Sweeney son, and we haven't had any dinner..." Famous quote from Jack Regan in the TV show.
by Robbo February 26, 2005
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sweeney todded

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.
-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.
by Nero117~ January 27, 2008
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sydney sweeney

the hottest woman alive. so sexy she can ruin my life idc in love with her😩😩😩
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Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
by Acephalism February 25, 2011
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sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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Sweeney'd

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.
"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."
by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008
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