swede

uptight but fun drinking buddies

you walk down the street and bump into a swede and the first thing said is sorry and the first thing done is fast walking so as not to create a situation beyond thier control

by guevara April 19, 2004

The Swede

The Swede is a common name for a person from Sweden. A swede is also handsome and brilliant.

Person 1: Here Comes The Swede !

The Swede: Thank you Thank you.

by gurkan111 February 20, 2018

swede

Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."

by Bernard Manning August 13, 2003

Swede

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.

That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?

by adam_before_eve April 09, 2006

Swede

Camp as fuck.

Swede is camp as fuck

by NiggaH8r25 June 13, 2019

Swede

Citizens of the country Sweden. Pretty much the same at their neighbors the norwgians, just gayer.

I go to IKEA a lot. Dies that make me a swede?

by No, I am not shrek May 12, 2018

Swede

A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.

Don't try to lift that, you ain't Swede.

by CrystalLight December 06, 2014