Sweaf

When you sweep so intensely that you sweat; generally done at the last minute before there are guests at your residence.

Hey, are you doing anything later?
Yeah, I have to sweaf the house before the party.

by L. S. Esteem December 18, 2016

swearathon

Letting the swear words rip, swearing like a trooper, swearing when you’re angry to let off steam, swearing with friends for fun, using expletives including the f... word, c... word and s... word. Swearing in a sweararhon can really help some people as it may make them feel better. A sweararhon is best avoided in formal situations such as a job interview or visit to the doctor. Many people like to learn how to swear in different languages.

My mates and I had a swearathon at the pub and we let off some steam.

by Stash279 August 16, 2018

flaming seahorse

when a male is having sexual intercourse while on the bottom. He has his legs raised in the air with his arms around the inside wrapping around the outside. (hands usually places around ankles). the female sits on top while he thrusts his pelvis upward and legs downward ferociously.

The flaming seahorse is the best position for tight spaces.

by ya boi15 December 9, 2010

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

by M Reich July 13, 2006

Pinkie Pie Swear

Pinkie Pie swear/promise used in the episode "Green Isn't Your Color" of MLP:FiM. It goes like this: Cross my heart (cross your heart) and hope to fly (mimic the act of flapping wings by moving wrists) stick a cupcake in my eye (pretend to smash said pastry into your eyeball). Said by both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.

Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! (Pinkie Pie Swear)

Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--AAH! (Pinkie Pie Swear fail)

by I'llbakeyouintocupcakesDashie February 5, 2012

Swearfest

noun. the event during which super smash brothers, mario kart, and smash brothers brawl are played on the Nintendo 64 and/or Wii. swearing throughout is not only welcomed but required. Swearfest originated at the infamous RLD.

I was fucking pwn3d at Swearfest last night.

by Wah Wah July 27, 2008