a crappy place that always rains no one likes it apart from stuck up people who need to pull thier heads out of thier arses and spends all the time in the local pub. Its near cardiff, cardiff hates swansea and its people.... and so do I!!! I think its a embarssesdment to the world because it is EVIL!!!! and it rains ALOT!!
HI im from swansea and im wet from all the rain coz it never stops raining hang on a sec while i pull my head out of my arse!! oh no its beenup there to long... its stuck!!!!!!!!!
by Becka Veck May 13, 2005
Get the swansea mug.a small seaside town on the new south wales north coast (australia), swansea is a place where travellers might stop by on their way to bigger and more exciting towns, namely newcastle. although a quiet and friendly town in iteslf, there is not exactly much to do or see in swansea if you are under the age of 60. ihhabitants of swansea or the nearby caves beach are most likely amiable young persons looking for amusement and/or mischief. one might call them larrikins. swansea's landmarks are the bridge, watertower, and the roundabout which defies road rules. of a weekend afternoon, swansea residents enjoy spectating at the local footy and cheering on their town's heroes.
by lilbear May 17, 2006
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Get the Swansea mug.Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.
The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.
by oceancats March 7, 2017
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Guy 1- you see that crackhead tryna sell that broken bike?
Guy 2- yeah he must’ve dropped out from Swansea High School
Guy 2- yeah he must’ve dropped out from Swansea High School
by Gamer Nigger 69 January 16, 2019
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The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.
The school you enroll your child in if you want it to not only contract numerous sexual transmitted diseases but to also lose almost all brain cells in the process of doing so.
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; have you heard about that teacher at Swansea High School?
Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.
Darren The Abusive Father; The one that said that all men have to suppress the urge to rape?
Talisha The Heroin Junkie; Yeah that's the one.
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