Swank

A posh wank. When you masterbate with a condom on so there is no mess to clean up after.

Last night I treated myself to a swank.

by bob90 February 17, 2010

Swank

Masturbating in the shower: Shower + wank = swank!

Can have adverse side effects if you don't watch where your load goes...

"Dude, I always start the day with a swank"
"Is that why there's always cum crusties on your leg hairs"
"yea..."
"Worth it"

by Emface April 1, 2009

Swank

To masturbate while crying. A combination of Sob and Wank.

Guy 1: Hey man, that sucks that Jess broke up with you.
Guy 2: Yeah I really miss her, but she is so hot. I swanked to her picture last night...

by hellatightOGforizzle May 22, 2014

Swank

A person that is probably a faggot and is not funny

Wow look at that swank

by Kahn’s November 14, 2018

Swank

Swank is another word for cool but it's sounds better

Michelle is Swank af.

by Wdwlovers December 19, 2017

Swank

A conjunction of sweet, awesome and cool. It is like sweet, with a side of awesome, topped with coolness but it is not quite amazing

Swank dude!!

by Damista November 3, 2011

Swank

Having a wank but falling asleep before the happy ending. Unless you fail to climax, it is not a swank and you are a lazy fucking lover.

Dale: Mike! Were going to go get bangers and mash.... OH SHIT!
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...

by Mikeissuperdoop! April 6, 2010