Craig Swanson

The definition of virgin.
Has no friends and thinks old tik tok trends are funny.
His microscopic willy really shows when he talks about little kids.

Craig Swanson Likes mark felton.

by Seamus Jewson April 20, 2022

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dansby swanson

Dansby Swanson is one FINE ASS man. He plays baseball for the Atlanta braves and I you go to a game and see his faced you will be BLESSED. This boy also has the best ass in the MLB (fuckin try me) and he looks like a model. So far the mans is single. (2018) he is in the class AAA because he's such a fine ass shortstop and he has a BUNCH of fangirls. Most of them girls that go to a braves game are there for dansby.

Who's that fine shortstop?
Oh that's dansby Swanson
Wow

by cameronswanson July 15, 2018

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swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent

holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self

by xion May 7, 2005

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Swanson's dinner

a cheap TV dinner that's actually pretty decent

I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with yo name on it.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

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Wangston R. Longshanks III

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.

She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.

by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008

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Crypt & Sandstone

A supposed secret society created by the most promising male members of the House of Representatives Page Class. Modeled after Skull & Bones at Yale, and Sphinx at Dartmouth College. The group of no more than 10 members per class meets within one of the oldest parts of Capitol Hill. Not much is known about the inter-workings of the society, but only vague descriptions have been funneled through the years.

Little is known about Crypt & Sandstone. Many refute its existence.

by "C&S" February 19, 2009

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