swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Swamp dogging

Swamp Dogging is the act of defecating on another’s chest in public and/or alongside any road or major freeway.

Hey Joe the other day I was driving down the road and I saw this other guy swamp dogging our buddy, whoa what a mess!

Another example would be when the sheriffs department showed up at my house because somebody caught me swamp dodging my buddy on our trip through Indiana.

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

swamp donkey

In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.

We were out hunting the other day and we didn't see one Swamp Donkey.

by stevecanada June 15, 2007

Swamp ducks

Often used by teachers, this term is widely used and will quite often make you cringe.

"Gather around the inner sanctor santorium my little swamp ducks"
"Come on my little swamp ducks"
"Sam please take your hat and headphones off my little swamp duck"

by The real extra chromosome December 13, 2018

Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.

Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

swamp donk

It is generally a hockey term especially in the minnesota scene... This girl is every hockey players last resort. She is that one broad that waits around for your phone call all night and when that phone call comes (usually around 3 am when all the half decent broads are sleeping) she'll be there on call. Be careful some tend to get clingly so lay the law down firmly. Shes not the best looking but shes dedicated to making your night better. What she lacks on looks she makes up for on expierence. They are generally treated like crap and dont care because the next day they are proud to tell their friends that they know the hockey studs personally. They are usually down for whatever which results in an intresting night for the boys. Many players regret and frown upon what they did the night before. Fortunetly this phenemonal night has its upsides like building team chemistry and chirping broads . the donks become a key component in locker room chats with the boys as the team sits on the pine sharing a friendly little chaw.

3:30 am phone call "Betty/donk come over."-- hockey player
"Be there in 5"-- Betty/ donk

"Look at that swamp donk over there. She must be a buck 50."

"i was looking forward to getting some this weekend. Don't worry those two swamps are on their way....slay"

"that swamp donk lauren is looking half decent tonight."
"Guy you literally just drank a case on your own. Don't make the same mistake i did, she almost crushed me and the smell was unbearable."

"The herd of donks just pulled in boys get ready for a battle."

by goin90 November 17, 2009