swampsturbate

It refers to one masturbating with unwashed, infectiously dirty hands, the act resulting in a mixture of dirt and ejaculate which resembles to swamp.

Wife: Why don't you want to have sex?
Husband: Sorry honey, but on a 16 hour shift in the autoservice I had to swampsturbate in the lunch break. Couldn't hold it back anymore.
Wife: Gross!

by M3rcy October 23, 2011

Swampster

(noun) 1) any illegal alien, 2) an immigrant that refuses to assimilate with local customs and speaks with an accent even after being a national long enough that the accent requires effort, 3) a new recruit from hell possessing a human, or the human who is possessed by said swampster, 4) a person lacking religion, 5) a scientist, 6) worshippers of aliens

(adj) 1) any act preceded by ulterior motives, 2) Godless scientology nonsense

For example:
"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"

"see that motha fugger right there?"
"freak'in swampster"

by theoneandonlyzenkenone December 7, 2021

slamfest

An adjective describing something that is totally awesome, especially with sexual connotations.

"That chick is total slamfest. I'd pop her pussy."

by Eoin M December 7, 2006

Swampert

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Ex. Dude my sex is so dirty my girl gave me a swampert

by GSWeb May 7, 2018

swangfest

a fight when there is a large amount of people involved; people are just "swanging" randomly in hopes of hitting someone since there are so many people

Yo those kids shouldn't be here; if Jerry's boys find out, there's gonna be a swangfest real soon.

by Fritz Ballz April 21, 2006

swamples

a phenomenon that occurs when strenuous activity coupled with sufficient heat causes the ball sack to feel as if it has been submerged in a swamp from which there is no escape.

i sweat so much working in the yard i got a bad case of the swamples.

by Ubermob July 29, 2011

Sapfest "17"

A term used to proclaim the year of 2017 to pick up the game a whole year long. by going out all weekend.
Usually involves a fair share of alcohol and dirty snitches.

brah: we should step up the game and do a sapfest "17"
brah2: Brah, you're on to something here

by Sapfest "17" February 16, 2017