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Sailboat tea grinding mill

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013
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sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
by Robb December 24, 2003
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sail the seven seas

To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.
It wasn't able to purchase that application in my region so I had to sail the seven seas.
by Lollinhard December 28, 2011
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Skin Sail

Yo, look at the skin sails on that old lady over there
by cheeseman 2010 July 20, 2016
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sailor mars

Rei Hino's alter ego from the anime and manga Sailor Moon. One of the Sailor senshi, Naoko Takeuchi created her to standout from the rest of the characters to be especially "Asian." Naoko said that she wanted Rei to be very beautiful and feminine.

In the anime, Rei and the main character Usagi always fight. But in the original manga, Rei has always watched over her. As Sailor Mars, her element is fire.
"Mars prism power! Make-up!!!"
by Sueji May 28, 2004
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Sneaky Sailboat

A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
by captainjackoff October 16, 2011
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Shaila

Shaila is a very sweet and caring girl. She always trys to make other people smile. She is the one of the most loyal girls I have ever met and she is also the most beautiful girls I have ever laid my eyes on. She depends on others for happiness which is not a bad thing it just means she needs someone there for her.
There Shaila is making everyone smile again.
by Caleb_E December 23, 2014
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