Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010

SwaggerSouls

a sexy hunk of a man who wears a medieval helmet to cover his face (so mysterious) he indulges in ONLY legal actions and definitely doesn’t get stoned with the boys. his real name is not Eric Vivian Mathews, don’t believe fake news kids. you might have heard him shouting “yeet” or or “we pimp chimpin boys” on a regular basis. he’s the short one in the Misfits. go to gamersupps.gg and use code “MISFITS” for 10% off your order

Friend one: “who’s SwaggerSouls?”

Friend two: “only one of the best youtubers out there!!”

by MaGiKmgk October 20, 2020

Swaggish Delight

The act of placing cream cheese in a girls vagina,having sex and eating the leftovers. All the while keeping the bedsheets clean

Ex..Damn I gave that girl the old swaggish delight last night and she tasted like a Pillsbury toaster pastry..

by CazD August 11, 2010

swaggerlistic

Someone who is really cool and awesome; an overachiever.

She has that swaggerlistic style, like a boss

by TheRichster_2208 March 30, 2017

swaggerific

When ya swagga is so terrific and on point

Yo that boyz swaggerific

by indian2nia388 August 26, 2007

SwaggaRight

a bunch of fags who stick things in each others anuses

person#1:hey man i just bough a 20 pack of sausages

person#2:SWEET ima call the guys lets have a SwaggaRight

person#1:yay

by THEingloriousBASTARD May 16, 2010

swaggersouls

Some random fucker with a voice that gives you eargasm

A: I heard some nig with a real nice voice today
B: Must be that nig Swaggersouls

by S0meR4ndomN1g December 8, 2017