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Sweeney

A Leprechaun from Florida with a small penis who has a weak pull out game and no skill in a car or on a bike.
Watch Sweeney over there, he has to park facing downhill so he doesnt drop his bike trying to take off.
by greenwithnb September 10, 2023
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sweeney

a selfish manipulting ugly ass pick me cunt who has no sense of humour what so ever and is depresso expresso and cant do anything without hating himself. he is so fat and ugly and just look slike chopped shit
"yo is that sweeney"
"yes bro he looks so chopped and fat and ugly"
"no but literally i honestly feel bad for jessica for dating him"
"i dont know what she saw in him"
"she deserves to be with a guy 10000000x hotter"
"i agree"
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a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.
"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"
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Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd is a musical about The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

He is a barber who, in vengence over his supposedly dead wive, co-opens a business partnership with his friend where he kills his customers and she pops them into pies.
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
His skin was pale and his eye was odd.
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again.
He trod a path that few have trod,
Did Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
by Poppin'PussiesIntoPies January 6, 2009
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Sweeney beans

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!
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Sweeney Todd

A murderous barber sent away to Australia for 15 years by a corrupt judge, Judge Turpin. He was formerly known as Benjamin Barker, but when he returned to London he changed his name so he would be unrecognizeable. He arrives back in London off of the Bountiful out of Plymouth with a young sailor named Anthony, after leaving the ship port he returns to his barber shop on Fleet Street. His barber shop is even given an address, 186 Fleet Street. When he gets there he sees a woman making a meat pie, that is Mrs Lovett. Together they take revenge on Londoners until Sweeney is able to exact revenge on the Judge himself. Sweeney slits his customer's throats and Mrs Lovett chops the meat up and turns the people into meat pies, making for a very profitable business. Mrs Lovett is madly in love with Sweeney and plans to become his wife. She hopes the pie business with him will allow them to escape and live "By the Sea"
The story carries themes of love, obsession, and revenge (big main theme)
It was a written play, and then created into a musical by Stephen Sondheim and more recently re created as a movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp as title role and Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs Lovett
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is very well known in both the US and UK and Sweeney is more recently recognizeable as Johnny Depp's version as well as the way George Hearn portrayed Sweeney in the original broadway musical cast.
Sweeney Todd lived on 186 Fleet Street
by SweeneyToddDemonBarber October 21, 2009
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Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Based on a Broadway Musical, it was modernly remade by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd and Helena Bonham Carter as Mrs. Lovett.
It is about a man who was wrongfully sent away for a crime he did not do and took his revenge on the people of London with the help of Mrs. Lovett, a woman who has been in love with him for many years.
Sweeney Todd was driven by revenge and Mrs. Lovett was driven by love.
by teresaxlove October 18, 2008
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