shuttle drop

An action used primarily on Pizza Shuttle's pizzas. Known for their excessive amounts of grease, these pizzas require very specific handling. In addition to the necessity of eating them only within an hour of the purchase, one can preform the 'Shuttle drop'. Essentially, after purchasing said pizza, one leaves it in the box, flips it over, and drops the pizza on the floor. The pizza is then picked up, and the inside of the box is examined. The grease that was once on the pizza has now been soaked up by the cardboard. The pizza is now ready for consumption.

Person One: "Oh goodie....Pizza Shuttle pizza!"
Person Two: "Quick....let us eat it before it becomes a slab of concrete saturated by grease!"
Person One: "Nonsense...quick! Preform the shuttle drop and all will be well!"
Person Two: "Don't be silly!" *eats pizza* "Oh no...I can feel my arteries clogging!" *dies"
Person Three: "Holy wow! What happened to him?!"
Person One: "He neglected the shuttle drop."
Person Three: "Then he deserved to die."

by bontraivailmonkey January 2, 2008

Settlement

Something that needs your help

General! Stop reading this definition another settlement needs your help I'll mark it on your map

by qwertyuiop[]\QWERTYUIOP{}| May 2, 2022

Settle this like men

To settle it like men with a fight over something with no weapons

Cowboy:do you have a gun
Cowboy 2: no
Cowboy: then we settle this like men with our fists

by cowboydinosaur December 29, 2020

paradoxical subtlety

n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.

Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.

Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*

by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006

Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.

Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.

by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012

subtle asian traits

A congregation of Asians on Facebook obsessed with boba, asian food, and being Asian. Consists of redundant memes, yet you still end up spending 4 hours on the toilet scrolling through. If you're not in it, you're not a true Asian.

Asian friend: Hey, did you check out that post on subtle asian traits that I tagged you in?
You: You've tagged me in 200 of them in the past hour, which one?

by Your Neighborhood Crystalker November 26, 2018

sustle

Side Hustle, side + hustle combined = Sustle

Mans couldn't pay his billaz so he had to find a sustle

by TorontoWasteman April 11, 2017