The act of doing something so lame that you literally will get cancer and bronchitis at the same time.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
Like it's literally so bad that the cancer treatments will make you want to rip your hair out and fall off of a cliff that is so high that the second you hit rock bottom you will explode into a bloody splotch.
"Rest in peace Derrick. If he didn't pull a Susman Sammy and ride a bike without training wheels for the first time than maybe the little whorebag would still be here."
by Gaylo August 6, 2016
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Person 1: Fuck I need to go to the hospital
Person 2: What happened
Person 1: my ex just sausmashed my dick
Person 2: What happened
Person 1: my ex just sausmashed my dick
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Sumasri is a very sweet and amazing person. Super awesome!!
Has enough admirers to fill a city!!
Always carry Anxiety as bagback
Has enough admirers to fill a city!!
Always carry Anxiety as bagback
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Get the Sismas mug.1. someone is to amazing to be defined by normal words.
2. the sexiest babe alive who sports a kick ass demin jacket.
3. a really sexed up chick that can look like an expensive hooker.
2. the sexiest babe alive who sports a kick ass demin jacket.
3. a really sexed up chick that can look like an expensive hooker.
1. 'I love Steph, I just dont know how to tell her.'
'Just call her a susman, man, I'll tell you it gets them every time.'
2. 'DAYYYYUM AFRICA, that mam is fiiiiine.'
'The one with the sexy, bedazzled demin jacket?'
'Yeah, whatta susman!'
3. 'How expensive you think that hooker is?'
'Broski, shes not a hooker shes clearly a susman.'
'Just call her a susman, man, I'll tell you it gets them every time.'
2. 'DAYYYYUM AFRICA, that mam is fiiiiine.'
'The one with the sexy, bedazzled demin jacket?'
'Yeah, whatta susman!'
3. 'How expensive you think that hooker is?'
'Broski, shes not a hooker shes clearly a susman.'
by ishmael.sk January 11, 2009
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